ook, I don’t have much knowledge of Polynesian history. I watched Moana, and am a big fan of The Rock — that’s mostly the extent of it. But I also know this: in terms of seafaring, Polynesians made European explorers look downright dumb. They opened up the entire Pacific world, and recent researchshows they were the first to make it to South America, all the way back in AD fuckin’ 900! Europeans didn’t venture anywhere even remotely that far