50 Funny Happy New Year 2025 Wishes

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50 Funny Happy New Year 2025 Wishes

1. “Here’s to a New Year full of more coffee, fewer meetings, and no Zoom!”
2. “My New Year’s resolution? To remember that I made a resolution!”
3. “Happy 2025! May your troubles be as short-lived as your resolutions!”
4. “New year, new you... but let’s be real, same us!”
5. “Cheers to forgetting last year’s mistakes and making brand-new ones in 2025!”
6. “Wishing you a New Year full of Netflix, naps, and zero stress!”
7. “Another year older, but not a bit wiser. Here’s to 2025!”
8. “May 2025 be like your WiFi signal—strong and reliable!”
9. “I hope your New Year’s resolutions last longer than my gym membership!”
10. “Happy New Year! Let’s pretend we’ll both hit the gym this year!”
11. “Here’s to a New Year where calories don’t count, and ice cream is a vegetable!”
12. “2025 is here—time to dust off those ‘funny’ New Year’s hats!”
13. “This year, I’m making the same resolution: not to make any resolutions!”
14. “Happy 2025! May your bank balance be as endless as your to-do list!”
15. “Wishing you 12 months of happiness and 365 excuses to party!”
16. “Remember, calories consumed on New Year’s don’t count. Cheers!”
17. “New year, new opportunities to hit ‘snooze’ on your alarm!”
18. “2025: The year we all become morning people... Just kidding!”
19. “Wishing you peace, love, and a working phone charger all year!”
20. “May your 2025 be as fabulous as your New Year’s outfit!”
21. “Another year to prove I can’t keep plants or resolutions alive!”
22. “This year, let’s replace ‘goals’ with ‘laughs.’ Sounds easier!”
23. “Happy New Year! May your fridge be full, and your WiFi never lag!”
24. “Let’s raise a toast to surviving 2024 and winging it through 2025!”
25. “I hope your troubles in 2025 are as few as your vacation days!”
26. “Here’s to pretending we have our lives together in 2025!”
27. “New Year’s Resolution: Stop saying, ‘I’ll start tomorrow!’”
28. “May 2025 be as amazing as you were at pretending to work in 2024!”
29. “Cheers to a New Year of pretending we’ll eat less sugar!”
30. “This year, my goal is to exercise... my right to eat pizza!”
31. “Happy New Year! May your wine glass always be full, and your inbox empty!”
32. “2025: The year I finally learn how to cook... or just order better takeout!”
33. “May your 2025 be filled with memes, dreams, and delicious ice creams!”
34. “Wishing you a year where all your laundry matches and your socks don’t disappear!”
35. “Happy New Year! Remember, no one really sticks to their resolutions!”
36. “Let’s all agree to make 2025 a drama-free zone!”
37. “May 2025 bring you as much joy as a canceled meeting!”
38. “New Year, same hilarious chaos. Let’s do this!”
39. “Here’s to hoping 2025 treats us better than our WiFi did in 2024!”
40. “May your 2025 be as bright as your phone at 2 a.m.!”
41. “Another year older, still waiting for my Hogwarts letter!”
42. “Here’s to a New Year full of naps, snacks, and silly TikToks!”
43. “Wishing you a year so awesome, it makes your Instagram look fake!”
44. “May 2025 be the year you finally find that missing sock!”
45. “Happy New Year! May your hangovers be short, and your weekends long!”
46. “Here’s to making 2025 the year of ‘No, thanks!’ to unnecessary stress!”
47. “Wishing you a year where your dreams are big, and your bills are small!”
48. “New year, new hairstyle? Let’s not make rash decisions!”
49. “May 2025 be the year of great hair days and zero bad vibes!”
50. “Happy New Year! May your Spotify playlist always hit the right vibe!”

Enjoy spreading laughter this New Year!